50 Shades of Golf.

Six golfing friends had been going to the Scottish PGA golfing tournament together for decades. The day before they were due to leave one of the group called Charles stated that he cannot go as his wife has forbidden him and that they will have do this year without him.

Naturally they were upset by this, but what can they do about it, absolutely nothing. In the early evening when the 5 friends arrived at the hotel they had booked they saw Charles at the bar with 6 drinks lined up and a big smile on his face. With great surprise they asked Charles how he had managed to convince his wife to allow him to come to the tournament.

He stated “I have actually been here since last night.” He went on to explain that early yesterday evening I was sitting in the living room when the missus came in and put her hands over my eyes and said “guess who?” I lifted her hands away from my eyes and saw she was wearing a see through negligee she then grabbed my hand and led me upstairs to our bedroom. Once I got inside our bedroom the room was full of flower petals with candles lit everywhere and I saw a copy of 50 shades of grey on her bedside cabinet.

There were ropes and fur covered handcuffs on the bed, she lay onto the bed and told me to tie her up and cuff her hands and feet to the bed. So I did this and then she said those magic words, “do whatever you want.”

So here I am!