After receiving a 911 call, a local county sheriffs department attended a scene where a pedestrian was struck by a train. The pedestrian’s body parts are strewn along the tracks and deputies had to gather the body parts.
Three young executive women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life, and it’s very obvious that they’re trying to up-stage each other. The first one says, “My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two weeks on vacation.”
Three sisters women were sitting around throwing back a few cocktails catching up on stuff when the subject turned to their love lives.
Three dead bodies turn up at suddenly the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls his friend who happens to be the police chief to tell him he is going to be be late for their drinks night.
A new Sunday school had just opened in the local church in a new town, the Sunday school teacher decide to get the kids attending the school to stand up in turn and say something about themselves, so she asked each child one by one, stand in front of the class and tell what their Daddy’s do.