20 year of marriage secret.

A couple that were married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years of this, the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of doing it, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a dildo. She gets completely upset.

You impotent bastard, she screamed at him, how could you be lying to me after all these years. You had better explain yourself!.

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says, calmly… I’ll explain the dildo if you explain the kids.