Your Jedi Knight might be a Redneck if….
- His light sabre is made by Smith & Wesson.
- He Uses his light sabre to cut the bottle cap off a beer.
- He says “these are not the beers you’re looking for”.
- That “Disturbance in the Force” was just last night’s baked beans and spare ribs.
- He uses telekinesis to pull his jeans up.
- The Force isn’t the only thing that runs in the family.
- He calls Hank Williams.”The Master”.
- His land speeder has a gun rack.
- He meditates to old CCR records.
- He calls Yoda his Li’l green buddy..
- His X-Wing has a still in it.
- His light sabre has a bottle opener in the base.
- There is more oil in his robes than in his astromech droid.
- He trims his beard with his light sabre.
- He uses his light sabre to light the barbecue grill.
- He uses Jawas for a drink holder.
- He fights with a light sabre in one hand and a spit cup in the other.
- He uses a Jedi mind trick to stop the beer truck.
- He thinks the best use of your light sabre is picking his teeth.
- He ever lost a hand during a light-sabre fight because he had to spit..
- His Jedi robe is Camo coloured.
- At least one wing of his X-Wing is primer.
- He can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
- He can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
- He think that Storm troopers are just KKK members with really good sheets.
- He has ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
- His father ever said to him, “Shoot, son, come on over t’ the dark side…it’ll be a hoot.”.
- He’s ever had his R-2 unit use its arc welding torch to get the barbecue grill to light.
- He jump-starts his light sabre off a car battery.
- He beat the Gamorrean Guard in an “Ugly” contest.
- His father’s name is Garth Vader.
- He got his light sabre by sending in 750 Skoal Lids.
- He constantly mistakes R2 units for beer kegs.
- He’s ever used a light sabre to skin a deer.