Womans ad comes up trumps.

A woman got married, but her husband was abusive and used to strike her so she divorced him. She got remarried and after the honeymoon was over that husband ran out on her. A couple of years later she got married again and that husband failed to please her in bed, so again she got rid of this husband.

Finally, she put an ad in the paper which read: “Looking for a man who won’t abuse me, won’t leave me, and won’t fail me in bed.” The next day, the doorbell rings.

There is a man with no arms and no legs. “Hello, I saw your ad in the paper,” he says. “Tell me a little about you.” Say’s the woman “Well, I have no arms, so I can’t hit you. I have no legs, so I can’t run out on you,” he replies. “How do I know you’re good in bed?” she asks. He says, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”