Where is Jesus today?

A Sunday School teacher was concerned that his class might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc.

So he asked his class, “Where is Jesus today?”
A boy at the front raised his hand and said, “He’s in heaven
“A girl  was called on and answered, “He’s in my heart.”
A boy at the back of the class was waving his hand furiously, blurted out, “I know! I know! He’s in our bathroom!”

The teacher was completely at a loss for a few seconds. Finally, he gathered his wits and asked the boy how he knew this. The boy said, “Well… every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, “Jesus Christ, you still in there?”