What would have been different if Bill Gates was a Redneck.
(Commander) I personally Feel that a lot of these things would be improvements.
- Their Number 1 product would be Microsoft Winders
- Instead of an hourglass icon you’d get an empty beer bottle
- Occasionally you’d bring up a window that was covered with a heftybag
- Dialog boxes would give you the choice of Ahh-ight or Naaaaa
- Instead of tada.wav the opening sound would be dueling banjos.wav
- The Recycle Bin in Winders’95 would be an outhouse
- Whenever you pulled up the sound player you’d hear a digitised drunkredneck yelling Feebird!
- Instead of Start Me Up the Winders’95 theme song would be Achy-Braky Heart
- PowerPoint would be named ParPawnt
- Microsoft’s programming tools would be Vishul Basic and Vishul C++
- Winders’95 logo would incorporate the Confederate Flag
- Microsoft Word would be just that: one word
- Instead of latte carts we’d have grits carts
- New Shutdown wav: Y’all come back now, Yah hear?
- Instead of VP, Microsoft big shots would be called “Cuz”
- Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am
- Microsoft Office replaced with Micrasawft Henhouse
- Speadsheet software would include examples in inventory, dead cars in your front yard
- Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor Pull Simulator
- Microsoft CEO: Bubba Gates
- Instead of asking “where do you want to go today? it’s more like Hey mister, can I ketch a ride in the back?
- Free eraser to erase the scribbble marks off the screen when using the NotePad