Virus Alert.

Some common Computer Viruses to look out for.

• CLINTON VIRUS
  Gives you a 5 inch hard drive with NO memory
• VIAGRA VIRUS
  Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
• LEWINSKY VIRUS
  Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did
• RONALD REGAN VIRUS
  Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored
• MIKE TYSON VIRUS
  Quits after two bytes
• OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
  Your 300 GB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 700 GB
• DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS
  Deletes all old files
• ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS
  Disks can no longer be inserted
• TITANTIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky Virus)
  Your whole computer goes down
• DISNEY VIRUS
  Everything in your computer goes Goofy
• PROZAC VIRUS
  Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn’t care
• GARY GLITTER VIRUS
  Only attacks minor files
• ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
  Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK
• LORAIN BOBBIT VIRUS
  Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows