Together in Heaven.

A woman who, a devout Catholic (no condoms or pill for her). Gets married and has 11 children, her husband then dies. She remarries 10 months later…and has a further 12 children by her second husband. She dies, and at her wake, the priest looks tenderly at the woman as she lies in her coffin, looks up to the heavens, and says, “At last…they’re finally together.”

One of her sons who is a grown man standing next to him asks, “Excuse me, Father, but do you mean my mother and her first husband, or my mother and her second husband?”

“No,” the priest says politely, “I was referring to her legs.”