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Superman & Wonder Woman.
Superman is flying around the city, horny as hell. He suddenly sees Wonder Woman and flies down to her, he shows he is horny and says “Let’s have sex.” Wonder Woman tells him where to get off.
Super health computer.
One day Bill complained to his friend Chuck that his elbow really hurt. His friend Chuck suggested that a computer at the health centre that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. “Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10.”
Bill being a tight bastard, figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with……..