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Why some elderly folk are alone at Christmas
Christmas is a time of families and friends to gather and exchange gifts.
Two Smokers.
Two retired women were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain, one of the women pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking. Her friend said “What’s that?” to which she replied “A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.”
Bowel Movements.
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.
One 75 year old man says, “I have this problem. I wake up every morning at 7am and it takes me twenty minutes to pee.”
Elderly Women Drivers.
Two elderly women Mary & Edith were out driving in a large car, both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to a junction, the traffic light was red but they just went on through.
Pink Dildo.
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales assistant……..
Mavis, Mabel and the condoms.
“Hey, that’s a good idea. What’s that called?” Mabel responded, “It’s a condom.” The Mavis said, “Where can you get one of those?” She said, “Oh, just about any superstore or pharmacy.”