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Hot work cleaning the church.
Several Nuns were busying themselves cleaning and decorating the local church, it was a very hot summers day and the nuns were getting exhausted and decided to lock the church doors and strip down to their underwear.
Face slap in a train carriage.
A Glaswegian, an Australian, a Nun and a attractive woman sit on a train. The lights in their car are defective consequently in every tunnel it gets really dark. The train drives through a tunnel, it gets dark and suddenly you hear a slap and someone cries out in pain.
7 dwarves visit the Pope at the Vatican.
The seven dwarves went to the Vatican and when the Pope answered the door, Dopey stepped forward. “You’re Excellency,” he said. “I wonder if you could tell me if there are any dwarf nuns in Rome?” “No, Dopey, there aren’t,” the Pope replied.
The Hippie and the Nun.
A hippie called Tony gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. After a while the hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, very surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, “If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you.”