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Facinate

The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my Grandfathers farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”

The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not fascinating.”

Tickle Me Elmo toys.

There is a factory in Essex which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. The foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow