Tag Archive
AK47 Aroma backfire bedroom talk blonde Brave busted careful what you wish for Church condoms dildo don't ask drinking dumb dumb blonde dump flight Fresh coffee funeral Glasgow Glezga Golf lesson mercedes misunderstanding mopped floor Nun Old Farts old lady OMG oops police priest pub romance romantic seniors Seniors love Sex stupid people Super Surprise War women WTF
Tickle Me Elmo toys.
There is a factory in Essex which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. The foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow
Lie Detector Mirror.
There is a very special mirror. If you stand in front of this mirror and tell the truth, you are granted a wish. However, if you tell a lie, POOF! you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
Dumb Blonde fights back.
A blonde woman was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde.
Her friend tells her “Go do something to prove them wrong!”