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Two Smokers.
Two retired women were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain, one of the women pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking. Her friend said “What’s that?” to which she replied “A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.”
Packs of Condoms.
A man walks into a pharmacy with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”
The man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.”
Mothers concern over her teenage daughter.
A mother of a 17 year old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant she consulted the family doctor.
The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful, and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion.
Mavis, Mabel and the condoms.
“Hey, that’s a good idea. What’s that called?” Mabel responded, “It’s a condom.” The Mavis said, “Where can you get one of those?” She said, “Oh, just about any superstore or pharmacy.”