Exocet's Silo

A little boy was sitting on  a footpath with a bottle of Turpentine, he was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and saw what the boy was doing and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy said, “This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it’s called Turpentine.”

An older couple living in a small rural town took on an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. They lived in a very small house, and there was no indoor plumbing. The girl asked if she could have a bath, and the woman of the house explained that she and her husband took baths in a tin bathtub in front of the living room fireplace.

Father looks out the window sees writing in the snow. He gets furious and yells for his wife to come and look for herself.

A man driving home late on night kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is.

A stranger in town walks into a Pub and notices a large jar filled to the brim with £20 bank notes.

The man approaches the publican and asks, “What’s the deal with the jar?” “Well, you pay £20, and if you pass three tests, then you get all the money.”