Superman & Wonder Woman.

Superman is flying around the city, horny as hell. He suddenly sees Wonder Woman and flies down to her, he shows he is horny and says “Let’s have sex.” Wonder Woman tells him where to get off and walks away from him.

Superman thought to himself (I could have sex at super speed and she wouldn’t know it was me), he flies up high looking for her and sees her spread eagle, naked on top of the building.

Superman thinks, “This is my chance!” He swoops down, faster than a speeding bullet bangs her and is gone in the blink of an eye. Wonder Woman sits up and says,” What the hell was that!?” The Invisible Man rolls off her and says, “I have no idea but my arse hurts like hell!”