Stupid!

Exclusive telephone conversation leaked from the Whitehouse.

G.W.Bush was very depressed that people were saying he is stupid all the time. So he calls Queen Elizabeth and tells her his problem and asks how does she overcome this?

The Queen says, “Now George, what you need to do is to surround yourself with smart people. Let me show you what I mean.” She calls Tony Blair and places him on a conference call with Gwer, she then asks, “Tony, your parents had a baby. It isn’t your sister and it isn’t your brother. Who is it?” Tony Blair replies, “It’s me!” The Queen explained by surrounding yourself with clever people he will not appear stupid as they can think for him.

So G.W. calls Dick Cheney and says, “Dick, your parents had a baby. It isn’t your sister and it isn’t your brother. Who is it?” Dick  says, “Wow, that’s a tough one. Let me get back to you.”

So Cheney calls Colin Powell and says, “Colin, your parents had a baby. It isn’t your sister and it isn’t your brother. Who is it?” Colin says, “It’s me!”

Dick calls Bush and says, “It’s Colin Powell.” Bush goes nuclear on him and screams, “No, you idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”