Star Wars script lines with a Sexual connotation.


Star Wars

  • Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!
  • Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?
  • Put that thing away before you get us all killed.
  • You’ve got something jammed in here real good.
  • Aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?
  • You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.
  • Sorry about the mess…
  • Look at the size of that thing!
  • Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!
  • She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid

Empire Strikes back.

  • I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.
  • Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?
  • There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.
  • But now we must eat. Come, good food, come…
  • That’s okay, I’d like to keep it on manual control for a while.
  • Hurry up, golden-rod…
  • I must’ve hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?
  • Possible he came in through the south entrance.
  • And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
  • Control, control! You must learn control!

Return of the Jedi

  • Hey, point that thing someplace else.
  • I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.
  • I never knew I had it in me.
  • There is good in him, I’ve felt it.
  • Grab me, Chewie. I’m slipping.
  • Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me, now I owe you one.
  • Back door, huh? Good idea!
  • She’s gonna blow!
  • I think you’ll fit in nicely.
  • Rise, my friend.
  • Wedge! Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!