Spank him!

An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby it was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the labouring mother and her 5-year-old daughter.

The doctor instructed the girl to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The girl did so.  The mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby boy by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.
“Spank him again,” the girl said. “He shouldn’t have crawled in there in the first place.”