Body parts.

A young Man moves into his new home in London, and goes to the lobby to put his name on the Door Entry. While there, an attractive young lady comes out of the Flat next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.
The young Man smiles at the young girl and she strikes up a conversation with him.
As they talk, her robe slips open, and it’s quite obvious that she has nothing on under the robe. The Poor young Man breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she places her hand on his arm and says, “Let’s go in my Flat, I hear someone coming…”
He follows her into her Flat, and after she closes the door, she leans against it allowing her robe to fall completely open. She purrs at him, “What would you say is my best feature?”
The flustered, embarrassed young Man stammers, clears his throat several times, and finally squeaks out “Oh, it’s got to be your ears!”
She’s astounded!
“Why my ears? Look at these boobs! They are full, don’t sag, and they’re all mine!, My butt, it’s firm doesn’t sag, has no cellulite! Look at this skin, no blemishes, or scars! Why in heaven’s name would you say my ears are the best part of my body?”
Clearing his throat once again, the young Man stammers – “Outside when you said you heard someone coming, well, THAT WAS ME!