Signs your webmaster is in a cult.
- Every link seems to take you to www.moonies.com.
- Instead of counting up visitors, your site counts down days to the apocalypse.
- Suddenly your travel agency’s site is featuring inter-planetary excursions for comet watching.
- His home page says “Best viewed from the Mothership.”
- Your website’s “Hall of Fame” inductees required to do stint handing out flowers at airports.
- Insists that Sabbath actually begins when “X-files” ends.
- Frequently mutters about the “Prophet Steve Jobs” returning to rescue the true believers.
- Not only does he understand Unix, he *IS* one.
- Big “N” on your browser replaced by spinning head of Charles Manson.
The top Signs Your Webmaster is in a Cult…
- Wears Ugly clothes
- Insufficient diet
- Lack of sleep
- Crap haircut
- Lives in a mansion
- Has many followers…
Hey, hang on a minute!, isn’t that Bill Ga…….