Seen for the first time.

A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he’s liable to break something, the boy continues.

“Johnny!” his Mother screams. “Knock it off. You’re going to break something.” He stops and eventually his Mother leaves for a short trip to the shops.

Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and it lands and gets stuck in the toilet, where he leaves it.

His mum comes in and while putting away the groceries gets the urge; a diarrhoea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH! Out it comes. When she’s finished, she looks down and can’t believe what she’s seeing. She’s not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor.

The doctor is baffled, as she describes the situation, but he assures her he’ll be over shortly to examine everything.

When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP!
The balloon explodes and crap is everywhere, on him, the walls, etc.

“Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?” she asks.

He says, “I’ve been practising medicine for over 42 years, and this is the first time I’ve ever actually seen a fart!”