A Good Taliban

A member of the Taliban goes to heaven and knocks on the pearly gates for entry. St Peter opens it and asks what he wants? The Taliban member replied “I want to come in to heaven.” St Peter said ” We don’t want your  kind in here, go away!” The Taliban member protested, stating he is a good and kind man, only last week he gave £10 to children in need, £10 to a hospice, £10 to Heart foundation and £10 to a homeless man.

St Peter said “wait here I will see what god says,” and goes away. A little time later he returns to the Taliban member and says, “I have conferred with God and he agrees with me that you have shown kindness, here’s your £40 back, now fuck off!”