Priest and Rabbi on a train.

A Catholic priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying “I know that, in your religion, you’re not supposed to eat pork, but have you actually ever tasted it?” The Rabbi said, “I must honest, yes, I have, on the odd occasion.”

The Rabbi looked at the priest and asked, “Your religion, too. I know you’re supposed to be celibate. But…” The priest replied, “Yes, I know what you’re going to ask. I have succumbed once or twice.”

There was silence for a while. Then the Rabbi peeped around the newspaper he was reading and said, “Better than pork, isn’t it?”