- I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.
- A car drove away at speed catching our client who went up in the air and his head went through the windscreen and then rolled off at the traffic lights a good few feet away. The car then sped off and miraculously our client remained conscious and managed to cross the road.
- I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket.
- Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?
- A: Travelled by bus?
- On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke.
- From a client who collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were:
- Q – What warning was given by you?
- A – Horn
- Q – What warning was given by the other party?
- A – Moo
- I had one eye on a parked car, another on approaching lorries, and another on the woman behind.
- I started to turn and it was at this point I noticed a camel and an elephant tethered at the verge. This distraction caused me to lose concentration and hit a bollard.
- On the M6 I moved from the centre lane to the fast lane but the other car didn’t give way.
- Three men approached me from the minibus. I thought they were coming to apologise. Two of the men grabbed hold of me by my arms and the first slapped me several times across the face. I kneed the man in the groin but didn’t connect properly so I kicked him in the shin.
- I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control.
- I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midnight
- I was on my way to see an unconscious patient who had convulsions and was blocked by a tanker.
- Mr. X is in hospital and says I can use his car and take his wife while he is there. What shall I do about it?
- No witnesses would admit having seen the mishap until after it happened.
- I knew the dog was possessive about the car but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk.
- First car stopped suddenly, second car hit first car and a haggis ran into the rear of second car.
- Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably voodoo.
- The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again
- Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.
- We had completed the turn and had just straightened the car when Miss X put her foot down hard and headed for the ladies’ loo.
- I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in- law and headed over the embankment.
- The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
- I thought my window was down, but I found out it wasn’t when I put my head through it.
- I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
- A truck backed through my windshield into my wife’s face.
- A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
- The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
- In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
- I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.
- I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
- To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck the pedestrian.
- My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
- An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
- I am sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
- The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.
- I saw a slow-moving, sad faced old gentleman, as he bounced off the roof of my car
- The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth
- I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows
October 17, 2005 @ 9:21 pm