Ministers stand in.

The Minister at a certain church had to go on a mission and was out for the day , so he asked his Pastor wife to do confession and the service for him. His wife agrees, and undertakes the confessions before the main service.

The first person, who is a young man comes and says, “Forgive me, for I gave another guy a blow job.” “You have sinned.” Said the Pastor, she then looks at the sheet on the wall that had punishments for certain sins on it, but blow job was not on there, so she went out to ask one of the choir boys what the Minister usually gives for a blow job. The altar boy answered, “Oh, generally 3 pounds and a bag of sweets.”