Mavis, Mabel and the condoms.

Two old ladies Mabel and Mavis were outside the retirement home smoking, when it started to rain. They both put on their hats and Mabel took out a condom, cut off the tip, and put it over her cigarette. Mavis said, “Hey, that’s a good idea. What’s that called?” Mabel responded, “It’s a condom.” The Mavis said, “Where can you get one of those?” She said, “Oh, just about any superstore or pharmacy.”

So, the next day, Mavis went to a local pharmacy, went up to the cashier, and said, “I need to get some condoms.” The cashier looked at her puzzled (because of her age) and said, “OK what size?” The lady responded, “Hmm, one that would fit a camel.”