Leprechaun’s help
A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfers ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the little guy, reviving him. “Arrgh! What happened?” the Leprechaun asked. “I’m afraid I hit you with my golf ball,” the golfer says.
“Oh, I see. Well, you got me fair and square. You get three wishes, so what do you want?” “Thank God, you’re all right!” the golfer answers in relief. “I don’t want anything, I’m just glad you’re OK, and I apologise.” and the golfer walks off.
“What a nice guy,” the Leprechaun says to himself. I have to do something for him. I’ll give him the three things I would want… a great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life.”
A couple of years go by and the golfer is back. On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into the woods and the Leprechaun is they’re waiting for him.
“That was me that made you hit the ball here,” the little guy says. “I just want to ask you, how’s your golf game?” “My game is fantastic!” the golfer answers. “I’m an internationally famous golfer now.” He adds, “By the way, it’s good to see you’re all right.”
“Oh, I’m fine now, thank you. I did that for your golf game, you know. And tell
me, how’s your money situation?”
“Why, it’s just wonderful!” the golfer states. “When I need cash, I just reach in my pocket and pull out large bank notes I didn’t even know were there!” “I did that for you also.” And tell me, how’s your sex life?”
The golfer blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment, and says shyly, “It’s OK.” Come now,” urged the Leprechaun, “I’m wanting to know if I did a good job. How many times a week?” Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then whispers, “Twice, sometimes three times a week.”
“What?” responds the Leprechaun in shock. “That’s all?” “Only two or three times a week?” “Well,” says the golfer, “I figure that’s not bad for a Catholic priest in a small parish.”