Keeping hands warm.

An innocent virginal girl was in the car with her mother and stuck in traffic says “oh my hands are freezing” Her mum replies “Put them between your legs, it’ll warm them up.” Sure enough it did the trick and warmed them up.

The next day she’s with her boyfriend walking in the park, they sat on a bench to take in the view when her boyfriend says “My hands are freezing” She says “Put them between my legs, it’ll warm them up.” Some time later the boyfriend then says “My penis is frozen” to which the girl said the same thing “Put the penis between my legs to warm it up.”

Later in the evening the girl asks her Mother “Have you ever heard of a Penis?” “Mum says “Yes why?” The girl says “Don’t they make a fucking mess when they defrost!”