How a Man can make a Woman feel like a Woman

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.

The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. “I’m too young to die,” she wails. Then she yells, “Well, if I’m going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!
Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?”.

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own dangerl. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a tall blue eyed man stands up in the rear of the plane. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt…one button at a time.
No one moves.

He removes his shirt and flicks it over his shoulder.
No one moves.

Muscles ripple across his chest.
No one moves.

He very gently cupped his hands around her chin and cheeks She gasps.
No one moves.

He leans to her with his mouth starting to open and says….
“Iron this, and get me somethig to eat.”