Hot Gorilla

A simpleton who had previously been unemployable for twenty years managed to get a job and was working at a Zoo. he was assigned to the monkey house and it was there that the head keeper stated a female gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it, would he consider shagging it for £500?
The simpleton replied “I will do it on 3 conditions”, these being ;

1. I won’t kiss it.
2. My family must never find out and.
3. I need a couple of weeks to get the money together.”