HOLY MOTHER
A little girl came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she wanted. “I decided that I want a bike for my birthday.”
The girll was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten into trouble at school and at home. The girls mother asked her if she thought she deserved to get a bike for her birthday. The girl, of course, thought she did. Her mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect on her behaviour over the last year, and write a letter to Jesus and tell him why she deserved a bike for her birthday. The girl stomped up the steps to her room and sat down to write Jesus a letter.
Letter 1
Dear Jesus: I have been a very good girl this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend.
She knew this wasn’t true. She had not been a very good girl this year, so she tore up the letter and started over.
Letter 2
Dear Jesus: This is your friend. I have been a pretty good girl this year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you.
Knowing this wasn’t true either. She tore up the letter and started again.
Letter 3
Dear Jesus:I know I haven’t been a good girl this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good girl if you just send me a red bike for my birthday. Thank you,.
She knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get her a bike. By now, she was very upset. She went downstairs and told her mother she wanted to go to church. The girls mother thought her plan had worked because she looked very sad.”Just be home in time for dinner,” her mother said. The girl walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. She looked around to see if anyone was there. She picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary, slipped it under her jacket and ran out of the church, down the street, into her house, and up to her room. She shut the door and sat down and wrote another letter to Jesus.
Letter 4
I GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE. Signed, YOU KNOW WHO.