Hells Angel becomes a Jehovas Witness
A Hardened Hells Angel was getting very pissed off at people knocking his door at 8am Sunday mornings so he decide to go to the Jehovas Church and sort them out.
He got on his bike and went to the church, where he was greeted and fed and given coffee after some time he became a follower.
He now spends his Sunday Mornings knocking on peoples door and tells them to fuck off!