Grannies, 100th birthday bash.
An elderly lady who reached 100 years old, was wheeled by the family out onto the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.
Grandma couldn’t speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate with others. After a short time out on the lawn, members of the family noticed granny was started leaning off to the right. Some family members held her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right to help keep her upright.
A short time later, family members noticed she was leaning off to the left, so again, the family held her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon after this, she started leaning forward, so the family members again held her upright, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.
A grandson who arrived late came running up to the lady and said, “Hi, Gran, you’re looking good! How are they treating you?”
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew, “They won’t let me fart.”