Get a Dog

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say its not quite as good as his mothers, then get a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want, then get a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn’t care about football, and will sit next to you as you watch romantic movies, and wont think its funny if he farts, then get a dog.

If you want someone who never criticises what you do, doesn’t care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, then get a dog.

BUT!
If you want someone who will never come when you call him, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness. Then Press here