Flowers for a brunette.

A blonde and a brunette were out walking in the shopping precinct, as they walk past a florist the blonde woman noticed the brunette’s boyfriend buying flowers.

She told her friend that her boyfriend was getting her some flowers when the brunette exploded and said “Oh no, no, no!” The blonde was puzzled by her friend’s reaction and asked whats wrong? The brunette explained that now she will be expected spend the weekend on her back with her legs in the air.

The blonde was musing over this and then turned to her friend and said “Why don’t you get a vase?”