Fair Question

A farmers son had woken to the smell of breakfast he quickly rushed downstairs to enjoy the food. His Mother told him he has to do some work before he gets any breakfast and must do his work list first.

So he rushed outside and ran into the chicken coup and fed the chickens, he quickly slopped out the pigs and proceeded to milk the Cow. After that he wiped his feet washed his hands and returned to the breakfast table.

He sat down and eagerly waited for the delicious food to be served, but instead his mother scolded him and said “You ran into the Chicken coup so fast you scared the hens and now they won’t lay tomorrow so you’re not getting any eggs.” She continued, “I saw you kick the pig that was in your way when you were trying to get out of the pen, so no Bacon for you my lad!”

She then stated that he had hit the cow with a plank to get it into the milking shed faster and therefore he wasnt getting any milk with his cereal or butter for his toast. So the boy looked forward to a plate of tomatoes and mushrooms for breakfast with dry cereal and dry toast.

It was at that point that his father the farmer had walked in and nearly tripped on the cat and kicked it. As the Father sat down for his breakfast the boy said to his Mum “You going to tell him or shall I?”