Entering Heaven.
A Sunday School Teacher asked her group of kids “What part of the body do you think enters heaven first”
A Girl held her hands and Replied “The Heart miss, as we have Jesus in our hearts. “Very good replied” the Teacher.
A boyl held his hand high and the Teacher asked for his answer, “The feet miss, cos I saw my Mum in bed with Dad and she had her feet in the air shouting Oh god I’m coming I’m coming”.