Emoticons.
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where: 🙂 means a smile and 🙁 is a frown. It is little known that there are also some “emoticons” called “Assicons, here are the most common.
| Assicon | Emotion or meaning | |
| (_!_) | = | Regular arse. |
| (__!__) | = | Fat arse. |
| (!) | = | A tight arse. |
| (_*_) | = | A sore arse. |
| {_!_} | = | A swishy arse. |
| (_o_) | = | An arse that’s been around. |
| (_x_) | = | Kiss my arse. |
| (_X_) | = | Leave my arse alone. |
| (_zzz_) | = | Tired arse |
| (_E=mc2_) | = | A smart arse. |
| (_£_) or (_$_) | = | Money coming out of his arse |
| (_?_) | Dumb arse |
You have just been e-mooned.