Elderly ladies new pet.

An elderly lady was lonely and decided that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop she went. Forlornly, she searched and searched. Nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this one ugly frog. As she walked by the glass tank he was in, he looked up and winked at her! He whispered, “I’m lonely, too. Buy me, and you won’t be sorry.”

The old lady figured what the hell, as she hadn’t found anything else. So, she bought the frog and went to her car. After driving down the road a few miles the frog whispered to her, “Kiss me, and you won’t be sorry.” So, the old lady figured why not? She kissed the frog and immediately the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy young man. Then the man kissed her back passionately, and you know what the old lady turned into?

The first motel she could find.
(She’s old, not dead!)