Doctor, Africa and the Donkey.
A U.N. doctor visits an African tribe in a very remote and cut off part of Africa the tribe was known for it’s cannibal tendencies but have ceased this in recent times. After two weeks of trekking through hard going terrain he finally reaches the village containing only men.
About 3 weeks later when he got to know them and they were used to him he asked, “How do you guys relieve your sexual tension if there are no women here?” One of the elders replied, “simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we’ll show you.”
The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey. One man says “Since you’re our honoured guest we are going to let you go first.”
The doctor not wanting to go against custom proceeds to have sex with the donkey, after 5-6 minutes one of the men waiting asks “Are you almost done Doctor?” “Only we need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women.”