Do you have a Vagina?

A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees her neighbour standing there. Her neighbour asks the woman, “Do you have a Vagina?” She slams the door in disgust. The next evening she hears a knock at the door, its the neighbour and he asks the same question to the woman, “Do you have a Vagina?” She slams the door again.

Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, “Sweetheart, I am going to call a Police friend, who arranged a live cam with microphones fitted to a direct feed to the Police station with a remote to alert the police to attend. The woman was also instructed to reply yes to the sexual question.

A few days later some police officers came to dinner as the husband was going to be late that evening. The neighbour once more knocks at the door and the woman went to the door followed by the police officers who hid behind the door. Sure enough the neighbour asks, “Do you have a Vagina?” “Yes I do.” says the woman. The neighbour replies, “Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours!”