Dam Ham.

A Lady Pastor was making Sunday dinner, when her Bishop husband walked into the kitchen and says “that ham smells wonderful.” His wife replies “That Dam Ham took ages to cook.” The Bishop was surprised by his wife’s use of profanity and scowled at her. She showed him the wrapper and explained that was the brand name of the ham, he gave a look of relief and smiled as he left the kitchen.
They sat down for dinner and the preacher says to his son Moses, “Moses, pass me the dam ham.” As his son passes the meat he replies, “Yo! respek dad, pass me the fucking potatoes bro”.