Cutting moments

Two Boys are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other, waiting outside the operating theatre, the first boy leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?”

The second boy says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.”

The first boy says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Peanut butter on toast, jelly and ice cream. It’s a breeze.”

The second boy then asks, “What are you in here for? The first boy says, “I’m having a circumcision.”

The second boy says, “HOLY SHIT! Good luck with that!”  “I had that done when I was born, and I couldn’t walk for a year.”