Core code for M$ OS’s

while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_gigabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}

if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}

/* printf(“Welcome to Mico$oft”); */
/* printf(“Where the hell we taking you today”); */
if (system_ok())
crash(to_BSOD);
else
system_memory = open(“a:\swp0001.swp” O_CREATE);

while(something)
{
sleep(50);
get_user_input();
sleep(500);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(50);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}