Computer Acronyms Explained.

AMIGA
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

BASIC
Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control

CD-ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

COBOL
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

DEC
Do Expect Cuts

DOS
Defunct Operating System

GIRO
Garbage In Rubbish Out

ISDN
It Still Does Nothing

IBM
I Blame Microsoft

LISP
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses

MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs

MICRO$OFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too

PCMCIA
People Can’t Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms

PENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

RISC
Reduced Into Silly Code

SCSI
System Can’t See It

WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

WWW
World Wide Wait