Exocet's Silo

He looked up and said weakly: “I have something I must confess.” “There’s no need to,” his wife replied. “No,” he insisted, “I want to die in peace.

Upon entering the confessional she said, “Forgive me Father…

Birds are singing in the crisp mountain air.Nothing can bother you here.

We have all learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of modern life. But have you wondered, what if Heaven decided to install voice mail.

In the beginning, there was chaos and the universe was without form and void. Let I.B.M. have my powers of creation that pertain to computers and form.

Bill Gates has been crushed by a crate of returned Windows Vista Cd’s. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter.

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital, while on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked if this was it, God said, “No you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live.” Upon recovery the woman decided to stay […]

A woman dies and goes to heaven. While waiting in line, she hears this terrible screaming and moaning. This disturbs her somewhat, so she tracks down St. Peter to find out what is going on.