Exocet's Silo

The Minister at a certain church had to go on a mission and was out for the day , so he asked his Pastor wife to do confession and the service for him.

Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven. Peter asks the first if she has ever sinned. “Well, once I……….

Five Nuns were cleaning up in the Locked Chapel after it had been decorated, it was a very hot day and they decided to remove their robes….

A number of Nuns were out cycling for the day.

The man said “Forgive me father for I have sinned….

God created man and said:
“Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life.

3 Nuns arrived at the pearly gates and wanted entry to Heaven, St Peter said “I will have to test your knowledge to see if you really qualify to enter Heaven.

Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she wanted.

My son is a gorgeous, 6 feet 2inches, hard bodied, well hung, male stripper.

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

How to tell When a Catholic is driving too fast.

All the Churches was overrun with squirrels.

“It’s wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful,”says grandpa.

A guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil.

A Sunday School teacher was concerned that his class might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth.

We have Jesus in our hearts.

While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said: “I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?”

A great reception awaits the Muslims.

Sometimes when you cry no one sees your tears.

A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing.