Exocet's Silo

A member of the Taliban goes to heaven and knocks on the pearly gates for entry. St Peter opens it and asks what he wants? The Taliban member replied “I want to come in to heaven.”

A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfers ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the little guy, reviving him. […]

The Father asked, “And be there any wee little ones yet?” She replied, “No, not yet, Father.”

He went home and told his wife, “I won the prize for the best toast of the night.” She replied “That is nice, what was your toast?”

God greets him at the Pearly Gates. “Are you hungry, Moses?” asks God. “I could eat,” Moses replies.

Mary was not the best student in the Catholic School and generally slept through the classes.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.

A Nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. “I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it.”

A call came in from a man who was about to pour a gallon of petrol over himself and light a match.

God had just about done creating humans but he had two parts left over. He couldn’t decide how to split them between Adam and Eve, so he thought he might just as well ask them

At Fred’s funeral, as the pastor is finishing his sermon, he realises he’s wearing the jacket he was wearing when Fred died.

A little boy wanted to meet God. He knew it was long trip to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with Muffins and a bottle of lemonade

The scientist walked up to God and said, “God, we’ve decided that we no longer need you.”

“I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your college grades up, study the bible a little, and get your hair cut; then we’ll talk about it.”

Unfortunately, there’s only one space left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets in

St. Peter replied, “We work on a performance scale here.”

“You never get fat and you never get sick either. This is, after all, Heaven.”

Looks up to the heavens, and says, “At last…they’re finally together.”

The Bishop was surprised by his wife’s use of profanity and scowled.